Here's Lindsay Lohan in the latest commercial for Fornarina because that's what her life has been reduced to. That said, I think the work here has given her career the shot it desperately needed. Right in the back of the head.
NOTE: For those of you unable to watch video, just imagine a talking skeleton surrounded by the shittiest 80s music and graphics you can think of. Then again, you're probably light years ahead of what I just saw. You lucky bastards.
The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation over the status of her sobriety, the healthiness of her bank account and, perhaps most of all, her relationship with Samantha Ronson has indeed been frustrating for her to endure.
"They need to stop saying we're fighting," she said of the media's fixation on the ups and downs--though mainly downs--of her love life with Ronson.
"People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal."