Lindsay Lohan gets one step closer to porn


Here's Lindsay Lohan in the latest commercial for Fornarina because that's what her life has been reduced to. That said, I think the work here has given her career the shot it desperately needed. Right in the back of the head.

NOTE: For those of you unable to watch video, just imagine a talking skeleton surrounded by the shittiest 80s music and graphics you can think of. Then again, you're probably light years ahead of what I just saw. You lucky bastards.


The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to E! News, relaying that the incessant public speculation over the status of her sobriety, the healthiness of her bank account and, perhaps most of all, her relationship with Samantha Ronson has indeed been frustrating for her to endure.

"They need to stop saying we're fighting," she said of the media's fixation on the ups and downs--though mainly downs--of her love life with Ronson.

"People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal."

Lindsay Lohan: 'I don't drink, do drugs or lie.'



Lindsay Lohan

After recent reports claimed Lindsay Lohan is broke and pissing away Samantha Ronson's money, the actress decided to speak out to E! News and set the record straight. Turns out everything's your fault:

On her relationship with Samantha Ronson:
"They need to stop saying we're fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work and the only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal."

On the "real" Lindsay Lohan:
"I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."

On why she can't get work:
"If people would just leave my personal life alone--because it's really not that interesting--then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting."

On her dreams:
"I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be."

Oh, so the real reason Lindsay can't find work, win an Oscar or maintain a healthy relationship with Samantha Ronson is because everybody keeps talking about her. And here I thought Lindsay was the cause of Lindsay's problems. Man, I was way off. Talk about embarrassing.

Rihanna "Easing Back" Into New Music


Rihanna Kevin Winter/Getty Images for AMA

While Chris Brown is spending late nights in the recording studio, girlfriend Rihanna is also focusing on new music, one month after being brutally attacked by her longtime love.

Her Grammy-winning producer Adonis Shropshire tells Hiphollywood.com that the 21-year-old "Disturbia" singer is easing back into her work.

"You have to remember, she's a kid still," he says. "So with anybody who goes through something in the world, you have to bring yourself out of it, so I guess her refuge is her music."

Shropshire, who has worked with Brown, Gwen Stefani, Mariah Carey and Usher, says fans can expect to hear something similar to Rihanna's current sound.

"She always brings her best whenever she steps onto the stage or the studio," he says. "This is definitely going to be an eclipse of what she's done before. It's going to be hot."


Rihanna Leaves Chris Brown at Home, Parties Solo


After spending time together holed up in the recording studio, Rihanna may have needed some space from her boyfriend and accused beater, Chris Brown.

The R&B beauty was flying solo as she spent the wee hours of Wednesday morning at Los Angeles nightclub Coco de Ville for a belated 21st birthday celebration—her first public outing since the Grammys-eve incident.

Starting around midnight, the "Disturbia" singer was joined by friends, including Bromance bros Frankie Delgado and Taylor Mosher, on their own private patio. She blew out birthday candles atop pink cupcakes and washed down the treats with complimentary champagne.

A source tells E! News that the starlet "looked good, was smiling and laughing in good spirits upon leaving."

She wore sunglasses as she departed the club around 4 a.m. in a red pickup truck. The source claims her caravan, including the truck, a black SUV and another car, were only followed by a few of the "35-plus paparazzi outside."

As we reported earlier, Rihanna had originally planned to mark her milestone birthday on the real date, Feb. 20, with a bash in Manhattan, but those plans were scuttled in the wake of her blowup with Brown

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David Letterman Marries Longtime Girlfriend

Los Angeles (E! Online) – Who says you can't teach an old dog some new, not so stupid tricks?

David Letterman swapped vows with longtime love Regina Lasko Thursday afternoon in a no-frills courthouse ceremony. The newlyweds are parents of a 5-year-old son, Harry.

The 61-year-old Late Show host is planning to announce the big news on tonight's episode, where congratulations will be in order from guests Hugh Laurie and Sarah Paulson.

"On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko," Letterman will say, according to CBS.

"Regina and I began dating in February of 1986, and I said, 'Well, things are going pretty good, let's just see what happens in about 10 years.' I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I—honestly, whether this happened or not—I secretly felt that men who were married admired me…like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I'm saying?"

Yup, that sounds about right for the guy who tended to pull the tightening-of-the-collar look whenever one of his guests asked about future plans to tie the knot.

This is the second marriage for Letterman, who spent nine years with Michelle Cook before divorcing in 1978.

Not that round two went off without a hitch—in fact, Mother Nature almost didn't let it happen.

When Letterman, Lasko and Harry set off for the courthouse Thursday, they ended up getting stuck in the mud.

"So now we think, 'Well, somebody'll come—no, nobody comes along," Letterman says. "Nobody comes along—it's Thursday afternoon, who's coming along, Zorro?"

"So I get out of the truck and I walk two miles back to the house into a 50-mile-an-hour wind. It's not Beverly Hills, it's Montana, for God's sakes. And the whole way, I'm thinking, 'See, smart ass, see, see, you try to get married, this is what happens. See, well, you've got nobody to blame but yourself. Could have happened any other day, but you wait now, see, this is what you get.'"

But what Letterman got in the end was married.

Is Hannah Montana's Aunt Dolly Gay?


Is Hannah Montana's Aunt Dolly Gay?

Los Angeles – Hannah Montana's Aunt Dolly is not a lesbian.

Well, at least the country legend who plays her isn't.

Dolly Parton knows that she's been the target of gay rumors for years and years because of her close relationship with lifelong best friend Judy Ogle.

And once again, for the umpteenth time, she's setting the record straight...

"We're absolutely totally honest, open and comfortable with each other," Parton says in the new issue of AARP magazine. "We've been accused of being lovers. We do love each other, but we've never been like that." (For the record, Parton has been married to her retired businessman husband, Carl Dean, for 43 years!)

As for her future with Hannah Montana, Parton recently revealed that, contrary to reports, she is not in the upcoming Hannah flick. She said that producers initially asked her if she'd be interested in revisiting Aunt Dolly for the big screen, but the character never made it into the script.

No matter. Parton still has plans to stay popular with the Miley Cyrus generations. She has a children's book hitting stores in June and plans to put out a series of children's CDs. Also on the drawing board: possibly hosting a children's TV show a la Pee-wee's Playhouse.

"In my older years, I'm going into that world of children," she says. "That's the way to keep yourself young. Be childlike, not childish."

Jessica Simpson: Run Away From Abusive Men

Jessica Simpson: Run Away From Abusive Men

Jessica Simpson AP Photo/Chris O'Meara

First Oprah and Tyra. Now it's Jessica's turn.

Becoming the latest star to speak out this week in the wake of the Chris Brown-Rihanna fiasco, Jessica Simpson urged female fans at last night's concert in Phoenix to "run so far away" from abusive relationships.

"In love, we all go through a lot of things, and a lot of things unfortunately make us stay there," Simpson, 28, told the crowd. "No matter what you go through in life, no matter what abuse you go through, take your heart and run so far away."

She then broke into "Remember That," with the lines "Remember how he pushed you in the hallway just enough to hurt a little bit/ Remember the whiskey in his whispers and the lies that fell so easy from his lips/ He said he'll never do it again/ You can't take it back/ The proof is on your skin/ Remember that.

"It doesn't matter how he hurts you/ With his hands or with his words/ You don't deserve it/ It ain't worth it/ Take your heart and run."

Simpson, who divorced Nick Lachey in 2006 after three years of marriage and subsequently dated musician John Mayer, alluded to her own relationship drama with "a guy that I couldn't get over" following a performance of "Still Don't Stop Me."

"After I wrote that song, I was mad at myself for being so weak, and I got over that guy!" she said.

Simpson has previously admitted to being in an abusive relationship of her own, but she has never identified the man involved.

Second celebrity cast off 'Dancing With the Stars'


In this photo released by ABC, Denise Richards is shown during week three of

LOS ANGELES – She may be the girl next door, but Holly Madison's reality star status was what kept her in the competition on "Dancing With the Stars."

Denise Richards earned extra points for her samba during Tuesday's results show, but it didn't help the 38-year-old actress compete with Madison's viewer votes and Richards was cast out of the ballroom.

Richards said after Monday's performance that she "would be shocked" not to be among the low-scorers forced into the dance off — a last chance to increase her judges' scores and remain in the competition — with her professional partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

But despite what judges said was an improved samba, the couple failed to dominate fellow low-scoring couple, Madison and Dmitry Chaplin.

Madison said Monday she was dreading the dance off.

"I don't want to have to do it with this dance because it's the hardest one," Madison said. "I'm just praying people vote and I can stay on another week and have another chance."

Her prayers were answered, although Richards scored two points higher in the second go-round.

"My daughters love my dancing," Richards said after she was eliminated. "It's been fun. I'm a huge fan of the show and I will continue to be, so and it's fun to be on the other side."

Viewer votes are also what kept Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak and his partner, Karina Smirnoff, on the show. The couple earned only 10 points in Monday's competition — the lowest score in six seasons, but were saved from the dance off by their fans.

"I am having a blast," Wozniak said after Monday's performance. "When I got up there on the stage and was just about to start dancing, I thought, I'm the luckiest person in the world.

And Wozniak's fans seem to think they're lucky to be watching him.

"With Woz, I think what you're getting is real entertainment, and to me isn't that what Dancing With the Stars is all about?" said Chris Harrington, founder of the Web site VoteWoz.com. Harrington's Vote Woz twitter page has more than 60,000 members.

Judges' scores are combined with viewer votes to determine which couple is eliminated each week. The new dance-off approach allows the two lowest-scoring couples to earn extra points from judges for command performances of their best dance. Viewer votes still count for 50 percent of each couple's final score.

Besides Madison and Wozniak, remaining competitors include rodeo athlete Ty Murray, rapper Lil Kim, former football star Lawrence Taylor, Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson, country singer Chuck Wicks, reality stars Steve-O and Melissa Rycroft, and actors David Alan Grier and Gilles Marini.

Octomom vs. Allred on Dr. Phil


Los Angeles (E! Online) – After inexplicably biting the hand that was offering to feed her babies, Nadya Suleman found herself in a familiar place—talking to Dr. Phil.

Addressing the TV doc and his guests, attorney Gloria Allred and Linda West Conforti and Jackie Peebles from Angels in Waiting USA, for a Dr. Phil segment scheduled to air Wednesday and Thursday, Suleman tried to explain why she fired the nurses that Angels had secured to care for her 14 children.

"The primary issue was that myself and my nannies felt extremely uncomfortable," Suleman told Dr. Phil by phone. "I personally felt like a stranger in my own home. The goal was to empower me as a mother, help me, train me. I'm open to that, I want that, I want to do the very best for these...premature babies.

"I wanted [Angels] to use their training and knowledge to help guide me. I felt that was never accomplished. I felt as though every time I tried to hold the babies, feed the babies, they would be observing and they were waiting for me to make a mistake."

Kind of like the rest of America?

Anyway, Allred, who along with Dr. Phil helped get Angels in Waiting onboard, doesn't believe it all went down just how Suleman said.

"Our major concern has always been the best interest of the babies," L.A.-based legal eagle said, "and of course, I happen to disagree with quite a bit of what Nadya said in terms of what has happened. I think the real reason that Nadya has not been able to continue with Angels in Waiting may be the fact that not one, but three reports had to be filed with Child Protective Service by Angels in Waiting," who are required to report any missteps they see to child services.

Allred has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow at 1 p.m. at her Wilshire Boulevard office to "reveal the true facts" behind Suleman's decision.

"The whole point of Angels in Waiting, besides providing such high-quality care…was not to put the burden on the taxpayer, but that's what Nadya and Jeff are doing," Allred said. [They want] to shut everybody up…that's wrong. I want to know what they are hiding and why."

On Octomom's side is attorney Jeff Czech, who maintains that they have nothing to hide, but that the initial arrangement with Angels in Waiting put Suleman in an untenable position.

"I don't think anyone really foresaw the extent of what would happen the first time around," he said, referring to the night of March 17, when the first of the octuplets, Isaiah and Noah, were released from the hospital.

According to Czech and Suleman, nurses from Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Bellflower, where the babies were born, will help train the nannies Suleman chooses to hire herself.

Meanwhile, a rep for the hospital told Us Weekly today that the staff shakeup at the Suleman home will not affect the timetable for the remaining four babies' release.

"That is between [Angels] and Nadya Suleman," Kaiser spokesmasn JIm Anderson said. "The AIW is a whole separate thing. Our decision to discharge the babies previously and now, never had anything to do with AIW."

Another hospital employee who has been to Suleman's house says that two pediatric nurses visit the home each day to help out the existing nannies.

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The Climb By Miley Cyrus

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