Here's Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?" And the answer is "no." You see, according to GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect, infallible, and smarter than you, so clearly this must be a mirage - with breasts. (Kind of.)
